Sisters are Great!

In Life - Posted on Mon 16th March 2009 9:18PM

And what is totally great about them is when they decide to scare the crap out of you!

My sister can be in nice Christian phase, or in psychotic craziness zone, depending on the phase of the moon, what she's eaten for supper, or who she has recently communicated with. Hey, I sometimes think if the neighbor has a hangnail she may change - not in a bipolar way so much as a "hey-what's-my-agenda-this-week?" way.

I have enough stress on my plate without this craziness, but as she is so fond of saying "we won't go there."

So, she starts talking to me about this
David Wilkerson guy and about his peanut butter sandwiches (which btw, is now seen as a myth if you do an internet search on it). I get upset about things, I bake. I have enough problems with my own philosophical quandaries without getting freaked out by someone that the world is about to get this calamity and chaos event in its near future.

So, I do what I can to calm myself. Result? 6 dozen peanut blossoms later, my husband is talking about how my family is more crazy than HIS family, and my sister is force-feeding nacho cheese doritos and chocolate milk on me. I remain highly skepitical about this particular David's ability to prophesy anything more than a freaking-Astraea-into-making-cookies agenda.

And if you think this is a weird entry, YOU go check this out on the internet. I'm going to have a cookie, thank you very much.


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